September 2009
2 posts
Shh. I think I am in love with @HerCuteness. <3
Yawn.
August 2009
2 posts
Pouting that @Rachelskirts is at work on the weekend. The fish does not tell good stories like the señorita does.
Napping with @Rachelskirts.
July 2009
5 posts
Waiting for @sthorwall to get back from the tiny house in the forest. I would like to ask him for some advice on ladies.
Snuggling with the señorita after another long day with her lovely family. I would like to always be on vacation! It is fun!
Sitting with the señorita while she gets ready to go to the family reunion. I am being a good sock, so she will take me with her!
Sitting in the window.
I am celebrating the independence by cleaning the bedroom for the señorita. She promised to let me hold a sparkling stick later!
June 2009
3 posts
Talking to @nicktabick on Skype. He just made friends with me on Facebook! So nice.
So sad that JuanPedro.com is not available. :(
Drinking the señorita’s tea, since she abandoned it at home with her favorite sock monkey. :(
May 2009
3 posts
Making breakfast for the señorita while she studies. (How do I reeech these keeeds?)
Wrestling with the meowing one while the señorita does her homework. Still worried about the aquatic one.
Worrying about the fish. The señorita seems to have forgotten about him. Make him stop staring at me. :(
April 2009
3 posts
Chasing the cat in circles.
Eating breakfast in bed with the lovely one while listening to funny podcasts and playing card games.
Hiding in a pile of laundry to avoid listening to the cat.
March 2009
4 posts
Making breakfast in bed for @Rachelskirts.
Chatting with @Gilligan and waiting for my lovely lady to return.
Looking for a girlfriend on Etsy.
Talking to the fish. He is very quiet.
January 2009
2 posts
Finding nail polish remover for the senorita before she hurts herself.
Opening all of @Rachelskirts’ hand warmers and setting up a spa for sock monkeys.
December 2008
1 post
Shh. Using all the whipped cream for my hot chocolate while @Rachelskirts is away.
November 2008
2 posts
I am good with the listening, good with the dancing, and good with the cuddling. Single file line, ladies. Single file.
I vote for whichever candidate allows sock monkeys to vote.
October 2008
1 post
Sock monkeys for president! I am Juan Pedro, and I approve this message: http://tinyurl.com/3wvz4h
September 2008
1 post
Passing along a kiss from a boy to @Rachelskirts. My job description said nothing about being a messenger. I will soon demand a raise.
August 2008
2 posts
Cuddling with @Rachelskirts (and stealing bites of her ice cream when she’s not looking). Pobrecita…
Someone had really bad morning breath today. It was not me. That is all.
July 2008
3 posts
This is not fair. I was sidekick first. @Feetskirts can go find somewhere else to live.
Playing Minesweeper and beating out @Rachelskirts’ top times. Expert level at 123 seconds? No. 49 seconds, mis amigos.
Keeping @Rachelskirts from eating any more SweetTarts. She will soon have no tongue left. Then how will she get a boy?
June 2008
2 posts
Scoffing at all the offers pouring in for professional modeling positions. Like I have time in my busy schedule.
Reminiscing about my fifteen minutes of fame.
May 2008
1 post
Totally bummed because @Rachelskirts hasn’t put me on her “things to pack for Texas” list. I bet Teddy gets to go. :(
April 2008
2 posts
Twiddling my arms.
Trying to teach @Rachelskirts how to speak Spanish. This is not working so well.
March 2008
6 posts
Hiding under the covers as Grumpyskirts steals back the computer to play a morning round of Sims 2. I HAVE NEEDS, TOO, YOU KNOW.
Is there a Sock Monkey Team? There totally should be.
Oh my gosh. @Rachelskirts is totally cheating at Mario Kart 64. Give me back my controller, wench!
Dressing up for a St. Patrick’s Day photo shoot. Damn, I look good in green.
Helping @Rachelskirts brainstorm blog ideas. Wondering why nobody suggested “Monkeypants” as my name. Holding in a fart.
Helping @Rachelskirts dig out her @LOTR movies from under a pile of laundry. I should get a raise in my allowance for this.
February 2008
8 posts
Please send help! @gregorlove has driven my beloved @Rachelskirts to insanity. She is now drooling on the floor. I am concerned. :(
Being too sexy for my socks. Posing for pictures. The usual.
Getting sneezed on by @Rachelskirts now. Do we not have any TISSUES in this house?
Sitting on @Rachelskirts’ lap and talking to @thursdayschild via AIM. I cannot type by myself, though, since my hands are sewn together. :(
Having a staring contest with Teddy the teddy bear.